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To Do List

1) Take clothes to dry cleaner (don’t forget coupon).
2) Get eyebrows done (don’t take Eyebrow Ladies’ comments about your skin personally, remember, it is her job to make you acutely aware of your imperfections).
3) Paint kitchen (remember to ventilate this time. Note to self: if you feel faint, go outside.)
4) Go to work Christmas party (note to self: don’t forget to make awkward, self-deprecating chit-chat about your single, childless status).
5) Talk to your therapist about why you feel compelled to make awkward, self-deprecating chit-chat about your single, childless status.
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7) Get hair cut and highlighted (note to self: don’t dwell on your conformity to beauty standards. Assume confident posture in sell-out mode.)
8) Have children (note to self: don’t forget husband).
9) Meet husband (note to self: make sure you REALLY like him).
10) Fall in love with husband (note to self: try not to have children first).