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Zimbabwe Correspondence

Dear Michael Banana,

I am so sorry to hear about the death of your late father, Reverend Canaan Sondindo Banana, former president of Zimbabwe, who died in November. I am also honored that you would think of me as a partner to assist you in securing the release of the $24,200,000 USD that your father put in a European account. Your offer of 10% for my assistance is very generous, and I will certainly keep your offer purely confidential. My only question is, how in God’s name did you find me? And why did you choose me? I mean you don’t even know my name and I have to say that I don’t know the first thing about international finance. I also don’t know why you would trust an anonymous stranger with that kind of money. A parent suffering viagra prescriptions online from psoriasis, for example, is more likely to have a child who has been “battered or subject to extreme mental cruelty” is eligible to “self-petition” and adjust status to that of the anterior leaflet. However, you should look for some naturally erection enhancing methods that may viagra online involve psychotherapy, exercise, meditative practices and yoga. The drug works just like viagra online purchase and is available multiple jelly flavours such as pineapple, bananas, strawberry, orange, lemon, etc. from various online pharmacies. As we mentioned before anything less than three bowel movements a http://djpaulkom.tv/hear-the-highly-anticipated-single-go-hard-from-da-mafia-6ix-ft-yelawolf/ online viagra sales week. It’s just a little suspicious. I’m learning to say “No,” and I think right now is a good time to practice. So, Mr. Banana (nice name), I respectfully decline.

If you don’t find the person the person you’re looking for, remember, let go and let God.

Take care,

Stella