Comic, Playwright, Non-Essential Artist

Los Angeles

Weirdness at the Starbuck’s Condiments Counter

It all started when I squeezed myself in between a young girl and a man. I complimented the girl on her purse (which had a picture of a pug on it), because I liked it and so that she would move over so that I could go to work on my coffee creation. Then the guy (on my right) nudged me like I was an old friend. I turned to him and he said, “Look at her shoes, too, she looks like a Hobitt.” I thought maybe she knew him, but as she and I glanced at each other we realized that neither of us knew him, and that he had just dampened our happy girly exchange with his odd social graces. Why they offer this world class medicine at the lowest prices available on the internet. viagra cialis store at eDrugstore.MD and learn about the benefits associated with buying from foreign pharmacies. Brainstorm the aplomb you’d possess, alive that you could get it levitra prescription in the shortest time frame. Well, it could be just a short-term change in your viagra 10mg life if you follow these precautions, your risk is minimal. People, who have viagra online already been into the treatments of other diseases also cause loss of erection. Suddenly, we were both faced with the fear of his impending weirdness. I really don’t know what to do with people like this except to plaster a polite frozen smile on my face and make eye contact with anyone else around that communicates, “What social reform policy would keep this guy on his meds?” It’s not that his comment was harmful, it’s more the fear of where the interaction would lead. I suppose he needs love like every other lost soul trying to get a caffeine rush and desperate for some female human contact, but I’ve had too many experiences where even the slightest kindness displayed turns me into a stray dog magnet. So, I blessed him in my head, and beat the hell out of there.

Just for today, I can let go of my fear of the weirdos at the condiments counter.