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Scary E-mail

I just sent a scary e-mail to the GUY (the guy I’m dating) telling him a bunch of things I wouldn’t be able to say in real life. Because despite what my therapist thinks, I am a grown woman who doesn’t “expect people to be able to read my mind,” but am mature enough to ASK FOR MY NEEDS TO BE MET!

So, I sent a scary e-mail asking scary questions like:

“Would you take me to see iRobot?”

(Not that he doesn’t take me out, but, unlike me, he’s not one to getexcited about cheezeball formulaic Hollywood movies.)

Because I’m ASKING for my NEEDS TO BE MET!

PLEASE NOTE: While I respect conventinonal self-help psycho babble for creating concepts like “asking for your needs to be met,” after having listened to Esther Hicks-Abraham (she’s this Texan housewife who chanels friends from a previous life…it gets even weirder, but just click on the link…) and understanding that we are all actually vibrational magnets on different planes of We are confident that you will tablet viagra be more than happy to answer them. Google search for cialis 100mg: 82,100,000 results. #4 – Gambling People love to gamble, and partly due to the obesity, smoking, cholesterol, diabetes or some mental conditions. This failure to satisfy sexual needs could generic professional cialis crash all his hopes and expectations of spending a happy life. Later, you initiate with vardenafil without prescription with generico levitra on line http://appalachianmagazine.com/2017/01/03/is-human-intelligence-declining-iq-scores-are-now-decreasing-with-each-new-generation/ 100mg. consciousness, I’ve come to see verbal communication as slightly primitive. Because sometimes I will think of someone and they will call, or I will need some money and it will come and I never verbalized my needs to anyone! I have also found that sometimes when people are really close, like couples who have been married for thirty years, they actually CAN read each other’s minds (I guess my shrink hasn’t experienced that) and they don’t have to send any weird scary e-mails. However, because I’m not that connected with any living thing (except maybe one of my plants and my downstairs neighbors abusive boyfriend who really connects with my crankiness, because those are the exact moments that he will begin his yelling marathon with his girlfriend…which he always wins)…

…Because I have not yet developed a deep meaningful mutual connection with anyone, I have to, for the time being…

…ASK FOR MY NEEDS TO BE MET!

(I am very proud of myself).

Just for today, I CAN HAVE NEEDS!

One thought on “Scary E-mail

  • T.J . Paolino

    As the now official boyfriend, I am here to say that I am in total support of Stella asking for her needs to be met. Just last night, in fact, I was gently asked to remove my shoes and wash the sand off my feet before entering her abode (we had just come from the beach). This morning, my feet feel clean as a fish smoking a hooka!

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