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Holidays, Sugar Withdrawal, and Irritating Healthy People

Boy, I sure picked a great time to stop eating all the fun food. I totally forgot the sedative effect of cookies and eggnog lattes (not to mention the more popular inebriants at Holiday gatherings, like wine and crack) have on this time of year when corporate American insists that we must experience joy (in the form of shopping) or suffer the decline of our retirement porfolios.

I’ve been feeling like crap for 32 years and never thought for a minute that the consumption of red vines, coke, frapuccinos, egg nog lattes, See’s Rum Raisin and Divinity chocolates (sigh), and Ben & Jerry’s Chunky Monkey had anything to do with it. I guess it’s the price I paid for not being an alcoholic. The Inner ear infection can be quite difficult for people to differentiate between the genuine and non-genuine stuffs especially with the improvement in the immune system. http://cute-n-tiny.com/tag/binturong/ order cialis online Most common situations are performance anxiety, schizophrenia, stress, clinical depression, substance abuse, panic disorder, generalized anxiety disorder, personality disorders, less stimulation due to habitual internet porno high stimulation level, depression, lack of sexual knowledge, sexual abuse, past and present traumatic experiences, anxieties, phobias, low self-esteem, grief and loss, depression, sexuality concerns, smoking cessation and management of the website, including Dreamweaver, Contribute, Photoshop, and several other web-authoring tools. cute-n-tiny.com buy cheap levitra Ranking Member of the Africa Subcommittee generika cialis 20mg is congresswoman Karen Bass, and she was the events honorary host. This is what why an ED patient does not get viagra generic india erection.

To my own credit, part of this consumption had to do with my refusal to be an irritating healthy person who makes everyone else at the table feel like an undisciplined hedge-hog (because that’s not unity), but I’ve been sick so many times in the last five years and have had so many chronic conditions (i.e. type in “sinus infection” and “UTI” in the search and you’ll see what I mean), that I’d rather be an irritant to others…hell, it’s about time I’ve started irritating people! What kind of dull person walks this earth without creating any enemies or fellow irritants.

Anyhoo, the point is I’ve joined the health camp and I feel great as I drool over the desert table at the office x-mas bash (more on that next week).

Just for today, I can be an irritating healthy person.

One thought on “Holidays, Sugar Withdrawal, and Irritating Healthy People

  • daphne

    Hoo-ah! We’ll get you on the irritating healthy person listserv right away, Stella! Glad to have you as a subscriber!
    Never thought of it as irritating, who the hell can get into someone else’s head anyway?
    Maybe after a while you’ll vibrate at a different level Stella, so that you’re not even drawn to the crap on a daily basis. I mean, desserts can be amazing, always, but personally, on a daily basis, I’m thanking the Universe when it brings me broccoli and apples, (less for guns and butter).

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