Comic, Playwright, Non-Essential Artist

The Truth

A Hell of My Own Creation

My boyfriend and I decided to go on a nice innocent “little” bike ride this afternoon. Unfortunately, my boyfriend decided we should ride to the destination he goes to with his biking buddies, a place that just happens to be at a far corner of the galaxy…By the time we arrived to this destination, we were pretty much done biking. We relaxed and patted ourselves on the back for biking so far. There was just the small problem of getting back…Short of the humiliating experience of calling someone with an SUV or truck to pick us up, the only way we could think of was the ridiculous idea of biking back. At this point it was getting dark and cold and we no sooner began peddaling than thirty-mile an hour winds hit us like anti-gravity and made our traveling speed shrink to what felt like three miles per hour.


CUT TO: EXT. – BEACH BIKE PATH – NIGHT
A MAN AND WOMAN, DRESSED EACH IN A LIGHT SWEATER, BIKE IN THE BLACK OF NIGHT AGAINST A HOWLING WIND AND SAND STORM. Yes, I have used Blogger blogs in the past, and I know that many people swear by them, but I found Blogger a bit too restricitive for my cialis generic tabs liking (though I understand that things have changed a lot at Blogger since I first used them). Kamagra is buy cialis brand the great medicine of curing the erectile dysfunction. generic cialis buy Traditional home remedies used for ED treatment are proving very useful for men by stimulating blood flow to the penis which would result to erection and hardening. canadian viagra online It offers effective treatment for renal and urinary problems. BY THE EXPRESSION ON THE WOMAN’S FACE, IT IS CLEAR THAT SHE IS PEDALING AS HARD AS SHE CAN. HOWEVER, SHE SEEMS TO BE TRAVELING IN SLOW MOTION. HER TEETH CHATTER AND HER BROW IS FURROWED IN AN ANGRY EXPRESSION, AS IF SHE IS BLAMING HER BOYFRIEND FOR THIS AWFUL EXPERIENCE.

SHE SUDDENLY STOPS PEDALING, GETS OFF HER BIKE, AND WALKS A FEW FEET WHERE SHE COLLAPSES.

WOMAN
God, what did I do to incur your wrath! Why
do you forsake those who accidentally bike
too far on a lovely Saturday afternoon!!

GOD DOESN’T REPLY. THIS IS NORMAL. SHE GETS BACK ON HER BIKE AND TRUDGES ALONG AS IF LIFE IS A BIG PAIN IN THE ASS

While this excursion was nothing short of a taste of hell, I was extremelygrateful to have a warm home to come back to.

Just for today, I accept the hells of my own creation.