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Ashton and Demi

I don’t know about anybody else, but I find the love child of Ashton and Demi to be very exciting news.

First of all, I thank Demi for further dispelling the Blanche DuBois myth which dictates that older women need fear the loss of their mojo (though I know I’m not the first)…BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, from what I have read (albeit, in publications that just might have some truth filters) it wasn’t exactly planned (do I really know this? No, but I couldn’t think of anything else to write about…) Meaning she didn’t pump herself up with fertility treatments. Call me crazy, but I don’t really know women over 35 to be that infertile. I’ve met more than one woman (my mother included) who got a surprise in her forties. The benefits of spinal decompression therapy deeprootsmag.org order cheap viagra are that it is a non-surgical and non-drug approach, safe and effective in most cases. No matter what the kind is regardless of the different steps in this system can fail, thereby creating trouble viagra 25mg prix in achieving erection. Indications The pills of generic viagra from usa are basically used by an individual or to be trustworthy themselves. order uk viagra Loss of sound rest and growth and development of extreme sleeplessness. 7.Inexplicable weight reduction or even extra weight. It just seems like a vital, alive woman in her forties who is living her life, getting her needs met, answering the call (I’m talking about sex here…can you sense my discomfort?), or in other words, getting it on with a healthy young man, would get the eggs flowing sans any chemicals. Anyway, I’m not giving advice, but Demi and Ashton seem like they have a good thing going (and not just because they are both hot), so the Gods of love have blessed them with a child. And I think that’s awesome.

I’m most likely not going to start squeezing out the puppies until I’m at least 35 (if not older), so the last thing I need is some gynecologist trying to pump even more drugs into me (I got in a huge argument with my last condescending gyno who rolled his eyeballs when I mentioned “Women’s Bodies, Women’s Wisdom” and claimed that it wasn’t written by a “Doctor”…meaning by a socal man with hair transplants, like himself.) And here’s the point, if ever I my marriage ever broke up in my forties, it would be nice to think that the possibility of life, love and children is not over.

Anyway….congrats Demi and Ashton!

Just for today, I can admire a movie star (from the 80’s, but, hey, she looks amazing).