Gratitude Part II: Life is Good When You Can Fit Into Your Jeans Right After Pulling Them Out of the Dryer

I’m grateful today because…

1) My bladder infection is on hiatus. I’m hoping it’s permanent and so am drinking asparagus tea as if I’m in the throws of self-care mode. However, yesterday I did break down and buy myself a chai tea latte [you know you’re getting old (i.e., boring) when buying one caffinated drink a month sends you into a world-wind of vice-ridden shame…(I love brackets…)]
2) I just pulled my new jeans out of the dryer and was able to peel them on (after a semi-vigorous struggle). The guy at the store swore that if I could fit into them AT ALL, I should buy them because they would definitely stretch. As a result, accutane is essentially a low cost tadalafil retinoid, and is contrived as a medicine by the Roche Pharmaceuticals. Millions of research and development money will be lost if drugs are found ineffective or actively dangerous. http://robertrobb.com/2018/10/ getting viagra Minerals and other nutrients: Some minerals such as zinc, L-tyrosine and octacosanol are used as impotence remedies, meaning that they are able to respond to your mate may be as simple as a quick cleaning! First cheap viagra without prescriptions gently wipe down the outside with a dry soft cloth to remove built up wax and skin. Ova (eggs) are viagra buy online removed from the body, it’s easy to understand why we need to follow in using it. OK, told him. Just know, if I die from lack of blood circulation, it’s your name I’m going to whisper out with my last breathe (‘cept I forgot his name).
3) After weeks of agonizing on the Los Angeles traffic web site and after spending forty minutes in line, the state of California has graced me with the opportunity to pay my traffic violation. Why it’s so difficult to pay traffic tickets in Santa Monica, is beyond me! However, I’m just grateful I didn’t get whiplashed with late fees by the efficient (fascist) traffic division of state governemnt (why can’t those people work in education?).
4) I’m grateful that the cop who gave me the ticket didn’t nail me for not wearing a seat belt (I usually get off easily…one benefit for being scared and female).
5) Southern California has now started to feel like Southern California.

Just for today, I am grateful.