Comic, Playwright, Non-Essential Artist

Salsa

Excuse Me…Do We Know Each Other?

When I first started dancing salsa (way back in August) if a guy initiated certain moves, I was shocked at what seemed to amount to someone trying to dry hump me on the dance floor. My thinking was, “You could at least take me to dinner first…” I wasn’t quite ready to accept the blatant sexuality that is “SALSA” (quotations and caps are my written attempt at a spanish accent). However, as I have become initiated into the culture of salsa, my squeamishness has diminished to the point where I can see that it’s not JUST about dry humping…

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Just for today, I can dance salsa.