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I’ve had a really bad headache for the past few days that I believe has come from stretching my brain around a new project at work. In an effort to keep my head from exploding (because that would be embarrassing) I’ve tried a few remedies, most notably yoga and coffee. However, after a while I finally succumbed to a tried and true remedy for all my ailments which is the immersion of my psyche into the personal lives of very hot famous people…in this case, those of Brad and Angelina.

It goes without saying that there’s no cure for stress quite like the voyeuristic preoccupation with the lives of celebrities. For the sake of my headache, heartache, and the cynicism that that threatens to creep through the cells of my being, I’ve chosen to believe in the special love that is Brangelina (why do people mix their names together like I just did? It’s so annoying!). These appalachianmagazine.com viagra soft tablets herbal pills offer faster results for enjoying intimate moments with your beautiful female. It should be consumed at least an hour before love making session. levitra professional online To do this, the pancreatic gland needs minerals, trace elements, and viagra online prescription bicarbonate in the Karlovy Vary healing mineral water can naturally make bile and pancreatic juice to be alkaline. This is why you need to go to your doctor about the factors in your lifestyle that viagra canada sales you really should change. Not only are they two of the most beautiful people in the Western world (which seems to dictate the tastes for the rest of the world…I’m not saying I’m happy about it, but that’s just the way it is) but their relationship seems to rise above the petty and shallow couplings of us mere mortals (aka, people I actually know). Perhaps, behind closed doors, outside of the public’s nosey scrutiny (like mine) they have the chemistry of a wet match. But if that’s the case, I don’t know need to know about it (nor do I want to). All I care about is they project their storybook love affair onto the tabloids that I consume and, thus, remedy my headache…

Just for today, I can cure my headache.