A New ‘Tude
Salsa Guru and Evil Flash Programmer are competing for the My Favorite Person Award. Don’t feel bad if you’re not in the running as the honor seems to require the recipient to possess some sort of anti-social traits guaranteed to annoy the unsuspecting, well-adjusted person. However, since I am not unsuspecting, nor well-adjusted, every time I have a prolonged conversation with either of them, I am forever changed. That is the sign of a special relationship.
Last night Salsa Guru told me that while my salsa dancing has greatly improved, it could stand to be “angrier.” Putting aside the fact that I’m not sure what Angry Salsa looks like, I found it an interesting comment because he’s about the tenth person in recent years to suggest that I Express My Anger. The irony of this feedback is that it is often given by the same people who would be on the receiving end of my would-be wrath (I’m picturing some Greek God with thunderbolts…). Were I to follow through on their suggestion, chances are they would either have a cow-like tantrum (shaming me to silence) or wilt like abandoned puppies, thus, causing me to feel like the Princess of Darkness. Unfortunately, men who undergo treatment with high blood pressure alone can bulk viagra uk lead to erectile dysfunction. These included Gaylord cialis 40 mg Perry, who pitched a no-hitter with the Giants in 1968; Juan Marichal, a pitcher with a memorable high-kicking delivery; McCovey, who won the National League MVP cheap jerseys award in 1969, and Mays, who hit his 600th career home run in 1969. Diseases of testicles Infection of the reproductive order viagra online http://amerikabulteni.com/2011/11/08/appeals-court-upholds-obama-health-care-reform/ system Vasectomy (surgical procedure for male permanent contraception) Hormonal disorder. Understanding the Causes It is pfizer viagra sales the first important thing is to consult a doctor. Bound by Chains of Guilt and Fear, I have found it best to communicate via Stuart Smalley-style “I feel, when you…” verbiage with all the power and intimidation of Elmo.
Since my relationship with Salsa Guru is based on a mutual understanding that neither one of us is trying to snow the other with weird manipulations, I trust his feedback. Actually, he later qualified his original statement by saying that “angry” is not the right word. According to SG (I’m too tired to write out his name), it’s more about coping an aggressive “salsa attitude” (for more edu-macation, read blog below). Salsa Guru wears a red bandana with a cap to express his personal ‘tude. While I’m kind of into the idea of Angry Empowered Salsa, I think the average club is way too hot and crowded for a leather jacket and a Harley…(sigh)…I need a life.
Just for today, I can find ways to express my anger.
