Stop Eating Halloween Candy

In the end, I’m not really vain enough to be motivated by the sight of my thighs and butt in yoga pants.

No, the incentive to cut out the daily intake of flour and sugar (starting with scones in the morning and ending with Halloween candy that was probably inedible when it came out of the manufacturing plant back in May, and least of all now…), is my chronic sinus problems. I don’t know if that makes me a better person or anything, but sometimes when I look down at my back thighs during Warrior I, I think to myself, “this flab makes me more human and, therefore, more lovable…” As much as I’ve internalized the self-help babble puked forward by every other person in West LA, there’s something perverse about taking pride in the result of my addiction to junk food…is Madonna less lovable for having a flab-free body?

One things for sure, Madonna would certainly not wait for a health issue to plague her before she cut out anything that wasn’t pure organic vegan food of the Gods. [I have a friend, Chrissy (this is her joke), who leads her life according to the WWMD (What Would Madonna Do?) principle…I confess to doing the same]. Maca can offer a libidinous free cialis samples boost up and improve sexual pleasure in their life. How is ED (Erectile Dysfunction) caused? Men experiencing the pressure end up with a relatively cialis soft sad face as although they might be inclined but there will be certain pressure which causes the penile veins to close, which makes the persons erections stronger and better than before. The website gives in-depth insights cialis prescription into ED: risks, causes, prevalence, and treatment options. The execution of this medicine purchasing viagra in canada depends on the availability of the medicine makes it cheaper. Regardless, the truth of the matter is that Madonna would not put a bite sized Nestle crunch piece of chocolate in her body (let alone five) if you paid her whatever she netted out for her last recording and touring deal (something in the kajillions).

The bottom line is if I cut down even a quarter of Halloween and Trader Joe’s candy that calls my name all day long, I’ll look and feel better.

Just for today, I’m saying NO to putting crap in my body.