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Holidays

Drunk Patriots

I hope everyone enjoyed Yet Another Excuse To Get Drunk Day. I’m sure puking by the beach is what our forefather’s had in mind when they established this holiday. Cynical? A little. That’s what ten years of 4th of July’s on the beach will do to a person (though, I suppose, a small price to pay for the year-round benefits).

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I’m starting to understand how skinny little guys feel.

Just for today, I can ponder tempered violence.