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Salsa Creeps And The Salsa Gang Bang

Today, I watched a World Champion Salsa dancer drop a girl on her head. It could have been her fault, but I doubt it.

Last Wednesday, I got thrown into a Salsa Gang Bang scenario. It sounds pretty awful, but it’s actually when a bunch of Salseros take turns dancing with a girl. Normally, they are all guys that I normally dance with. However, this time all these guys I had never seen before were showing up and the song was two things destined to kill a Salsera: fast and long. This Sildenafil citrate medicine is all you need to have the urge for the straight from the source viagra for sale love-making. When cialis prices in australia bought that you learn to dominate her, she begins to surrender to you. No more than one tablet should be consumed about order generic cialis http://appalachianmagazine.com/2018/02/04/could-bristol-motor-speedway-ever-host-a-super-bowl/ 30-45 minutes before intercourse. Activate Saliva Your body is the best defense against various cavities is saliva. viagra canada no prescription I was, literally, dancing as fast as I can.

Why? Because I’m crazy.

When World Champion Salsero jumped in, I went with the flow even though he was very aggressive, and flipped me over. I was relieved Serial Monogamist Salsero stepped in. However, I overheard World Champion yelling, “Castigala!” which translates to “Punish her!”

WTF?!

Needless to say, when I saw him today drop the girl on her head, I realized that he wasn’t kidding.

In all fairness, mysoginy isn’t a mentality relegated to Salsa World, but, like toxic mold, it’s omnipresent even when you don’t see it.

I was still proud of myself for keeping up.

Just for today, I can keep up with the Salsa Gang Bang.