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Annoyances

Gas Station TV

I was talking on my cell to my friend while at the gas station the other day.

“What’s that noise?” she asked.

“That’s the television by the gas pump.”

“It’s so loud,” she replied.

“I know, but there’s no way to turn it off.”

It wasn’t even real TV, but gas station TV, some weird hybrid news program. I don’t even like CNN, I’m sure as hell not going to watch television created by oil execs. The thing that really annoyed me was that there’s no Off switch. It puts the man into generic viagra price stress which starts affecting him emotionally as well as physically. Assuming that you experience any of the proposed situations or discover that you are not primed for sex the same amount as your mate then you might put your prescription canada de cialis health at risk. Health, quality and quantity of male sex sperm is affected by the sildenafil canada penile failure condition. A purchase levitra deeprootsmag.org reputed clinic of physical therapy rehabilitation in Idaho Falls. So, I had no choice but to listen to pretend news. Maybe that’s the price you pay for cheap gas.

I never thought about the quality of my gas station pumping experience, but I realized that I wouldn’t mind paying $.40 to fill my tank in peace.

Just for today, I can hate gas station TV.