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Food

Real Friends

I came home last night from a very social evening to look in the mirror and find a sesame seed stuck between my teeth. I had eaten some wanna-be-sushi item from TJ’s about four hours earlier and that thing must have remained lodged in place ever since. Have I no friends?! Has nobody the decency to take me aside for an awkward moment, to save me from three hours of Food In Teeth Embarrassment?!

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I don’t know if I believe him.

Just for today, I have issues with trust.