Ok, So I’m Pretty White

I went hiking with my friend Simon.  Simon is Black.  Hiking is  very “White.” Hiking is also something Simon has not spent a lot of time doing in his thirty-some years.

“This is so White!” he said, repeatedly.

By the end of the hike, I was well-versed in the many white activities I partake in, including, hiking (obiviously), swimming, and watching HBO’s Downton Abbey.  Can you believe a show about English people in 1912 appeals to a white audience?!

At the top of the ridge, we ran into another Black guy and Simon pulled away. “I gotta go give him The Nod,” he said.

While walking down a valley, we saw a group of Black Women headed our way .

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“Well, what if, when we walk by, I say, “Hi!” and then just casually throw in, ‘BTW, we’re not sleeping together.'”

And that’s when Simon pushed me off the trail.

When we did walk by the group of ladies, they didn’t notice us at all.

Just for today, I can hike with Simon.