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God Speaks To Me Every New Year (No Big Deal)

Nothing too exciting happened New Year’s Eve (except for my car stalling all the way home…which was more terrifying). However, while dragging my ass to yoga today a man in a turban stopped me.

“You have a very lucky face,” he said.

“Thank you,” I replied.

“This year you will have much luck.”

“Thanks again…Happy New Year!”

Then I turned and walked because I was afraid he was going to charge me and/or offer me his pyschic services.   So far 2013 has brought me a stomach virus and a weird stalling motion in my car…but there’s 364 more days so BRING ON LUCKY 13!!

After my experience last New Year’s Eve, I’ve been kind of waiting for some sign from the universe about this coming year.  At last year’s party my friends had a bunch of helium balloons with cards attached to them at the end of the string.  They instructed us to write on the attached card what we wanted to let go of in the New Year and on the other side we wrote what we wanted to bring in.

I wrote something really generic like “let go of fear and self-doubt” and “bring in more faith.”  I know…BORING!  Having spent many years telling myself affirmations like “I’m a powerful co-creator of my own reality” (hence the creation of Stella), I’m not very inspired when it comes to writing anything related to spirituality or growth.  Plus, I wasn’t feeling very festive.  I was still getting over a guy I had dated – we’ll call him ENRIQUE – and not feeling too excited about my job or sure where my life was headed (kind of like right now).
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So, midnight rolls around and my friend says, “Grab any balloon. Not the one you wrote on.”

So I grab a balloon and read the card on which somebody else had written their things to let go of and bring in.  One one side it read:

“Let go of resentment towards Enrique.”

[This really happened.]

I can’t remember what the other side said because I was in so much shock.

I ended up telling everyone at the party about it and one woman affirmed that the universe was indeed sending me a message. I’m used to getting Messages From The Universe through my bank account balance, the way my jeans fit or what my facialist has to say about my skin (i.e., “Use de eye craym!).   I’m just not used to it being so specific and mysterious.  It was almost like…GOD SPOKE DIRECTLY TO ME!

Just for today, I have a direct line with the universe on New Year’s.