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A Story Which Reveals My True Humility

I have a Shakespeare anthology that I love because my mother used it in college and then, when I went to college, I used it as well. It has both of our notes in it and I love it because I love Shakespeare and I love my mother and it represents a passion that we both share. The other night I busted it out in acting class to find the monologue that a fellow thespian was about to perform on stage. However, just at the place where my fellow thespain began her monologue was a giant black hole in my book.

“What’s that?” asked my other fellow thespian who was reading over my shoulder.

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The point is this: few relationships will outlast Madres and Shakespeare.

Was that not a humbling story to tell?

Just for today, I can humble myself on the Internet.

2 thoughts on “A Story Which Reveals My True Humility

  • Flower Girl

    How odd! I, too, have a Shakespeare anthology that was given to me by my mother, who used it in college. And I used it in college as well! I think it’s called “The Complete Works of William Shakespeare.” When I was a kid, it had the dust jacket on it…burnt umbers and siennas…I think it was a Shakespearean city scene. And now, that jacket is long gone…it’s a dark color with gold or silver lettering. Same one?

  • There might be an image of a city scene on the first…if there ever was a jacket on mine, I never saw it. But the cover is made of blue cloth and it’s totally frayed…I use it all the time, cuz I love it so…

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