Category Archives: Relationships

NotOKCupid

“It was really nice to meet you, too,” I say. I open my arms wide.  I think I’m communicating the universal sign for ‘Hug.’  I’m a Hugger. I lean in for a Long Distance Hug (head and arm as far … Continue reading

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Kiss The Frog(s)

I’ve talked to my therapist at length about my dating history. “You have to kiss a lot of frogs,” she said at the end of one session. Thanks for telling me.  BECAUSE ALL THIS TIME I’VE BEEN SLEEPING WITH THEM. … Continue reading

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I’ve Seen That Look Before

This morning I had lunch with a woman who might be interested in working on a project with me.  After discussing this mysterious project (my play), we got around to the topic of relationships. “I’m just so happy,” she said … Continue reading

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She’s A Wonderful Girl

The other night, while riding down the bike path, I ran into a guy who had been dating a friend over the past year, but – as he informed me – recently split up. “She’s a wonderful girl. I have … Continue reading

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Conversations I Can’t Finish

The other night, I happened to be talking to a Couple Friends (two people who form a joint friend) about the nature of inter-racial attractions (White Man/Asian Woman, etc.) when I noted that I have several white female friends of … Continue reading

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She Did What?!

Today, Evil Flash Programmer took me out to lunch and gave the download on married life. Apparently, after only a few months of marriage, EFP’s Brazilian Bride proved unfaithful. Fucking bitch. Not that I said anything to that effect to … Continue reading

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Lunch With Old College Friend

I just had lunch with an Old (as in “a friend from a long time ago”, not as in “dang, we old!” – though, let’s face it, we are) College Friend who I hadn’t seen since graduation. We did our … Continue reading

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Relationship Green

I was having coffee with Avant Garde Artist Friend on Sunday and talking about dating, when I disclosed the number of emails in my inbox from old boyfriends and other confusions from recent history. “I don’t know what’s going on. … Continue reading

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Relented Salsero And The Nocturnal Life

I’ve been a night owl for months, but now with the time change I’m seeing more darkness than sun (I’m also delirious with sleep deprivation). Last night, I was at the salsa club untill 2:00 am. The bouncer had to … Continue reading

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We’ll Just Call Him An Old Friend…

Last night, I went out for drinks and tapas with an old I Don’t Know What To Call Him. He’s actually the brother of an old flame, but I dated him, too. Yes, I know how slutty (among other things) … Continue reading

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Heroes

Super Evil Flash Programmer is all stressed out about being married and, therefore, not available to provide the usual creative inspiration that I have, unfortunately, come to depend upon. Yet, another reason why I oppose marriage. It takes away all … Continue reading

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