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Let’s Talk About Carol From “The Walking Dead”
WARNING: “The Walking Dead” spoilers ahead (if you think a TV show storyline requires a warning label). Last Sunday’s episode of “The Walking Dead” (“Strangers”) begins with a lot of couples kissing, jabbering and walking in the woods…DEATH IS NEAR. … Continue reading
Posted in Acting, TV/Movies
Tagged Carol, Recap, The Walking Dead, Zombie Apocalypse
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Artistic Statement For Sundance
Dear Sundance Person, I have no doubt that you have received many qualified applicants for the Playwright’s Lab. Pretty kick ass reputation you’ve got, Sundance. I’m no slouch, but in regards to my chances of making the cut I do … Continue reading
Posted in TV/Movies, Writing
Tagged Artistic Statement, Letter To Sundance, Sundance, Writing
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Recap Of The Entire First Season Of The Leftovers In Four Paragraphs (Spoilers Ahead)
Don’t have HBO? Never fear. Here’s the entire season of “The Leftovers” in four paragraphs. “The Leftovers,” a show that sounds like a sitcom about family dinners, is a disturbing David Lynch-ish drama about the aftermath of the most boring … Continue reading
Why I Enjoy A Good Head Squish On “Game Of Thrones”…
Like many nerds and non-nerds who enjoy graphic nudity, on Sunday night I took a break from the stress of life to watch a fictitious show wherein the main characters get beheaded, have their face squashed in like a tomato … Continue reading
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Breaking Blog
I started watching Breaking Bad in 2009 (not to brag…OK, a little) before everybody got on board and the show’s style went from a dark comedy to the story of a bad ass American anti-hero and his mega-bitch wife Skyler, … Continue reading
Posted in Acting, Annoyances, misogyny, TV/Movies
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A Blog About Breaking Bad…BITCH!
So, we can all agree that “Breaking Bad” is a revolutionary show. Right? Done. Brian Cranston has brought a Shakesperian level of tragedy to Television and Aaron Paul has given the word “Bitch” a profound meaning. Done and Done. It’s … Continue reading
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Daisy And Myrtle Have A Connection And Nick Carraway Is Gay
WARNING: You must have some understanding of the novel “The Great Gatsby” for this blog to make any sense or have any meaning. (And even if you do it still may not). It’s not unusual to have had a college … Continue reading
Posted in Movies, TV/Movies, Uncategorized, Writing
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Pretty In A Paisley Contempo Casuals Suit
Pastel Paisleys. A suit. My face reads, “Uh, He-ell no…this is going straight to the Salvation Army.” But my grandmother gave it to me for my birthday and so I had to try it on and humiliate myself in front … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Spoken In An Old Lady Voice, TV/Movies, Uncategorized
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I Tried To Like “Girls”…I Really Did
I really wanted to like “Girls.” I admire Lena Dunham, she’s a woman writing and directing in Hollywood and that’s worthy of a high-five. But here’s the thing…parents no longer financially supporting you at 25…that’s not really a Problem. Being … Continue reading
Posted in Spoken In An Old Lady Voice, TV/Movies, White People
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Life Is A Roller Coaster
“Do you want to go to a Movie Party?” asked my Well Connected Comedy Friend. We had just left an open mic at which my name hadn’t been chosen in the lottery. The drive to Hollywood now seemed a waste … Continue reading
Posted in Los Angeles, Parties, This Los Angeles Life, TV/Movies, Uncategorized
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Game of Hot Medieval People
Someone…organize an intervention (mom?). I’m out of control. Pirated television and me just got a little more intimate. Geez, it doesn’t take much. Just slap some medieval garb onto The Sopranos, throw in some pseudo-ethnic looking motorcycle-gang style warriors, an … Continue reading
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