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Say No To Mom Jeans

Last Saturday I went to an open mic where a female comic commented on my schlubby jeans/blouse ensemble. “You used to wear dresses all the time. Now that you’re getting some **** you don’t dress sexy no more!” She could … Continue reading

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Why I Enjoy A Good Head Squish On “Game Of Thrones”…

Like many nerds and non-nerds who enjoy graphic nudity, on Sunday night I took a break from the stress of life to watch a fictitious show wherein the main characters get beheaded, have their face squashed in like a tomato … Continue reading

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The Secret Garden Comedy Show

Please watch The Secret Garden Comedy Show promo video directed by Russell Mills and starring myself and Russell. (I contributed some half-baked ideas). The monthly show begins on Friday, June 6th at The Panini Garden (2715 Main Street Santa Monica) … Continue reading

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Not Tired

I decided not to go to my (ENTER HIGH NUMBER-th) college reunion.  Yes, yes…I know…LAME. Mostly, I felt that it’s too far and expensive, but also I just don’t know if I can stand around and talk about kids and … Continue reading

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Job Posting

Digital Project Manager – Cutting Edge Of Everything Design (Culver City) compensation: DOE Cutting Edge of Everything Design is looking for an experienced Digital Project Manager who can GET SHIT DONE.  You will help define user experiences for web, mobile … Continue reading

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Cinco De Mayo In My Hood

As Cinco De Mayo approaches I dread the impending influx of Drunk White People into my hood.  On behalf of the 1/2 white part of myself I apologize to all Mexicans in the vicinity for the abuse of this holiday … Continue reading

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Ladies With Dense Fibrous Breasts Beware!

My doctor told me that I have very “dense fibrous breasts.” “Uh, excuse me,” I thought. “But this is a strictly professional relationship.” Actually, he’s German and possibly gay, which doesn’t mean that he can’t be interested in my breasts, … Continue reading

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Tell Me Tina Fey, How Do You Deal With Misogynists In Comedy?

I said I wasn’t going to write any more blogs about being a woman in comedy. I lied. Again.  My experience last night convinced me that the majority of  female comics should consider performing exclusively at female open mics (which … Continue reading

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A Little Philosophical On Ash Wednesday

I went to Ash Wednesday service tonight.   I knew I had ashes in places they aren’t supposed to be by the looks on people’s faces.   I later saw them all over my face, like a big chunk had fallen and … Continue reading

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A Blog About My “Process”

So, I wrote this play. I raised money on Kickstarter, found a brilliant director, produced it, and now it’s up and running! But that’s not what I want to write about. What I want to discuss here today is The … Continue reading

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“Changes In The Mating Strategies of White People” (Coming January 17th)

“Changes In The Mating Strategies of White People” by Solange Castro (me) will open on January 17th at the Lounge Theatre 2 in Hollywood (6201 Santa Monica Blvd., LA, 90038). To purchase tickets, click here. “Changes In The Mating Strategies … Continue reading

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