Non-Physical Friends

I ran into my friend Sally today. Since I last saw her she has written a book on diet, started going to Agape, and begun channeling spirits. Not exactly in that order. Ever since I started listening to Esther Hicks-Abraham, it’s not really THAT weird to hear about someone else channeling. But it’s a little weird.

After speaking to me for about five minutes she suddenly held her hand out like she was stopping traffic and closed her eyes, as if something pained her. I asked if something was wrong and she said, “they have a message for you.” I was pleasantly surprised. I rarely have other human beings paying that much attention to me, let alone non-physical entities. Anyway, she went on to tell me that their message for me was to stop eating sugar. In addition, ginseng intake results in increased blood circulation especially concentrating on the genital area as with blood circulation buy cialis professional in the body. Fortunately, you won’t need to go through a live class at a commercial school or best price for tadalafil through their high school. People across the world use viagra cialis india deeprootsmag.org it to get themselves rid of this sexual inability. The USP of Kamagra is that it viagra discounts is less expensive and affordable to treat erectile dysfunction. I was a little irritated to hear that that was it. But since these were non-human entities, I decided not to argue.

“It’s your drug, you know,” she went on. Sugar is my drug? It seemed to me a slightly excessive analogy. Would eating too many Hot Tamales lead to me losing my job and becoming homeless? Still, my higher power had placed Sally as a channeler for these other guys to give me a message.

I was considering giving up my morning Thai Iced Coffees until Sally chimed in that it was all useless unless I gave up all fruit. “Natural sugar counts to.” Gosh! Fruit and Hot Tamales?! If only because this strikes me as insane, I think I am a sugar addict. Thank God for higher power. Just for today, I can ask God to restore me to sanity and to let me know if bannanas still count as fruit.