My Day Off
7:30 AM – Wake-up to the sound of garbage trucks that sound like they’re crushing trash in my living room.
8:00 AM – Haven’t gotten out of bed. Can’t decide if I have a debilitating flu, or just don’t want to get up. Decide that I don’t want to get up, and so I make flu sounding noises and gestures, as if I’m trying to make someone feel sorry for me. Who? Don’t know, since I sleep alone (no comment on that). Maybe God.
11:00 AM – Therapy! I get two laughs from my therapist. One when I talk about the Cancer Causing People in my life (if air and water can cause cancer, why can’t people?) and the other when I refer to my “Insert Boyfriend” days when I indiscriminately filled the emptiness of my soul with warm bodies (attention ex-boyfriends who never felt any great connection: so sorry…please forgive). End the session by bursting into tears, and then feel bad that I go over time.
1:00 PM – Lunch with college friend. We compare notes on upcoming college reunion. Don’t know if I can withstand the plethora of married college friends and their children. I can only do so much cooing. God, I feel old.
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4:30 PM – Coffee at Pete’s. Realize I lost my ATM card, menstrual cramps coming on full force, caffeine craving at all time high. Give dramatic recounting of drama around Cancer Causing Person to friend. Realize that I’m only increasing the chances of getting cancer.
5:30 PM – Program call. Healthy friend reminds me that it’s OK to love the people I want to love and pray for the rest.
6:00 PM – Prayer session on Cancer Causing People.
6:15 PM – Buy tickets to “Lord of the Rings.” (Dreaming of Viggo…)
6:20 PM – Write blog. Read past blogs and am horrified by the amount of typos. Swear that one day I’ll clean it all up.
7:00 PM – Actual moment of peace and gratitude (Please last!). Meet friend for movie…more on that later.