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The fourteen-year-old boy I tutor invited me to the Winter Ball. I asked him if I would be the only 31-year-old date there, and he responded that I probably would. I decided I should think of some ice-breakers I could use with the other 9th graders, since it’s been a while. Here’s what I came up with:

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I think I’ll be OK, so long as I don’t get too excited when the 80’s music plays.