Taxes
My accountant gave me a pretty hard time when I told him that I wanted to write off food on my taxes (not meals, just general groceries for the year). He said that it has to be a business related expense. As if we don’t need to food to live! How can we work if we’re starving?! Geez. I’d say that’s a pretty sound business expense.
Later he told me (off hand) that we have to pay taxes after we’re deceased, assuming that we die before we’ve had time to file (if you die the day you’ve filed, or that weekend, you’re cool).
As if death isn’t complicated enough. I didn’t tell my accountant this (because I didn’t think he was ready), but I believe that we’re eternal beings and don’t ever really die. But I wouldn’t want the IRS to get ahold of that infomation! “Guess what, federal government, there will be a time when I won’t be paying taxes! Hahahahahaha!” That would really get them in a wad.Just for today, I accept that the IRS can’t tax my spirit (only my family of origin can do that).