Comic, Playwright, Non-Essential Artist

Loneliness

In-n-Out

My social life fell to record-breaking lows the other night when I found myself eating an In-n-Out Burger in my car in the parking lot in front of my ATM machine. It all came about in a perfectly logical way. I was hungry, had just worked out, In-n-Out was close, I was low on cash, and, because I was low on cash, needed to go to the ATM. But the actual manifestation of it all was so far from everything I aspire to in my personal life that it felt like the gods wept in pity (though I don’t need anyone’s pity…at least not yet). It’s one thing to eat alone in my apartment where no one can see me watching “The Bachelor” (boy, that show is so-scripted) and checking my e-mail for the 30th time that day. Do you know that most men will experience some degree of viagra no prescription online impotency. It has immense positive effects on the man’s sexual activity. order cheap viagra robertrobb.com Safely With Other Drugs Since the first oral drug; viagra has been introduced in the market for different needs. Capacity : Kamagra is to be kept on line cialis robertrobb.com in its unique compartment. It offers men a stronger and longer lasting erections, increased sperm volume, and better sexual stamina generic brand viagra and pleasure. But 1) eating in my car; 2) food that cost under $5.00 (I don’t care how Christian and pious the owners of In-n-Out are); and 3) while looking over my shoulder for both the threat and company of some would-be ATM lurker, made my aloneness a little too freakishly public. Newsflash for me: we are social animals. Definitely time to sound the alarms.

A woman told me yesterday that the happy-n’-single state to seriously-ready-to-squeeze-out-the-puppies state can “turn on a dime.” That dime did an instant flip when I realized that if I inserted a couple of kids, my parking lot/In-n-Out experience would feel more fun-loving (hell, another warm body would feel more fun-loving.) Please note: when I was in my twenties, I thought women who wrote and talked about this wanted a family needed to Get A Life…(times change after I differentiated…more on that later).

Just for today, I am over the single life.