Comic, Playwright, Non-Essential Artist

Shopping

Losing My Religion

Nobody told me about the American tradition of jamming the CostCo parking lot on January 2nd.

Unfortunately, I had an unsuccessful shopping day where I wandered the aisles of TJ Maxx and fretted over my total lack of appetite for shopping and looking at stuff. What’s happening to me? If I’m not a consumer, who am I? Will they still let me live in this country? It’s like I don’t know who I am anymore.

Just for today, I can lose my desire for shopping.