Human Error

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I told the story to my friend Nancy and she told me about the time her diet Pepsi fell on the floor in her husband’s office and got punctured, prompting it to turn into a Pepsi sprinkler system on hyper-drive. There are still Pepsi dots on the ceiling.

Just for today, I accept and embrace the joy and discomfort of humanity.