Sorry, Verizon Carriers Only
Attention, Friends! Due to cell phone minute constraints I will no longer be available for extended chat sessions between the hours of 8:00 am (I think) and 9:00 pm….UNLESS, you’re a Verizon carrier. All others, it’s not that I don’t like you, it’s just that I foolishly thought I could live on 900 minutes a month (ridiculous!). Please be patient, as I am planning to upgrade to the next level of minutes next month. However, if truth be told, the only plan it seems that would appropriately work for me would be one with an allotment of minutes that exceeds the actual number of minutes in any given month(more than 2,678,400).
It seems that I have an allergy to the very idea of limitations (and caffeine), and am helpless in my attempts to lead a life without them.Please bear with me. Thank you for your patience.
Just for today, I can accept my own limitations.