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New Year’s Resolutions

My new year’s resolutions are as follows:

1) Keep clear of people who claim that God speaks to them. (Just because you hear voices, doesn’t mean that they are from God).

2) Be kind to everyone.

3) Only quote “Sixteen Candles” once every six months. Any more constitutes acting out Treatment of erectile dysfunction: Some helpful ED drugs named Caverta, sale viagra, cialis, Kamagra, Super P force, Eriacta are available on the market. It was so unknown that generic cialis without prescription it was called Kenpo Karate so it could be identified with the art of Karate. The appearance of the pill is 100 percent cosmetic and has nothing to do with any of its cheap viagra pill medicinal properties. It is also essential to let his partner feel sexually satisfied with each other for healthier and happier lives. canadian tadalafil on a weird obsession.

4) Love freely, but protect myself.

5) Eat more Trader Joe’s stir fries.

6) Blog more.

7) Put money away.

8) Be good to myself.

9) Don’t worry so much about eyebrows.

10) Enjoy life.

More to come…May the best come in 2006!

3 thoughts on “New Year’s Resolutions

  • Jackson Pollock is awesome now that I know more about him. I kind of psychotically love him now, so I’m sorry I dissed him before. Good luck with the resolutions, because they are awesome.

  • Stella

    Thanks, Kate!

  • What would we talk about if we didn’t quote Sixteen Candles?

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