OK, Fine! It’s Time to Start Dating…

I must have a psychic sign on my forehead that reads, “talk to me about your sex life!” because last night, this morning, and this afternoon three separate friends felt very comfortable unloading the gory sordid details of their various bedroom lives to my non-judgemental born-again-virgin (anyone who hasn’t had sex in a year…according to my friend in college) ears. While I am honored to have the confidence of these fabulous ladies, I’m taking this as a sign that it’s time to give up the mourning period of my last relationship and start dating…already…(sigh).

Why am I writing about this in blog daylight?

Well…if I’m expected to post an ad on some Internet Dating site (so that I’m, according to my friends, “open to the universe”) which sounds about as much fun as job hunting (and almost as sexy as licking my computer screen), then I may as well write in my blog about the fact that, quite frankly, I’M AVAILABLE!

It’s not that I’m desprate (in fact, I’m feeling more da bombish than ever), but I’m genuinely worried that I could spend the next 15 years living in my single pad apartment, feeling superior to people in dysfunctinal marriages, helping lost boys find a good male therapist and waking up at 49 and…well, it doesn’t sound quite so bad. People are stores for viagra usually allowed to resume sexual intercourse. Losing weight, Quitting smoking and exercising regularly can reduce the price levitra effect of the medicine on the body. The FDA has sildenafil cost approved the safe use by men. One of the major issues discount viagra among so many today is sexual health of a person. But I want kids! And a husband to deal with the barbecue! And stuff! Like houses, and dish sets, and lots of crap in the garage! It’s really about time that I got all yuppified and normal and stopped scaring my friends from college with my blatant disregard for the establishment.

Just for today, being single is fun (see blog below), but it’s time to start dating.