Don’t Remind Me of What I’m Missing
I actually came home from New York thrilled to live in LA. I have a great apartment, a beach (one that I share), and better light…and then I had lunch with a friend today who reminded me of what I’m missing (because depression always begins with the consciousness of what’s missing…).
“The sex with _____ is so great…,” she told me over the crab cakes.
Sex?! Oh, you mean that thing when two people take off their clothes and rub up against each other…do people still do that?! I thought that went out in 2003 along with sweater coats (though I still have mine).
When I was younger and in a similar sort of dry spell, I could always do something stupid like get drunk at the office Christmas party and go back to the hotel with the cute guy from the New York office while a group of his and my co-workers watched from the bar in the lobby (we ended up becoming friends and having a Margarita everytime he came to town). Now that I’m older and “mature” (a euphemism for jaded and scared), I am relegated to the class of people who wait around at the office Christmas party see who will drink too many mojitos and make-out with the guy/girl from HR/Accounting/Technology/Management/Creative/???… While few drinks may dull the pain, they can also dull your sexual pleasure. http://cute-n-tiny.com/cute-animals/bulldogs-in-crochet-frog-hats/ cialis pills free Night Fire capsules are the best sex no prescription viagra enhancer herbal pills to stop semen coming out while sleeping. These two are impartial bodies that provide rating to cheap cheap viagra the pharmaceutical companies and thence their verdict holds a great mass. 2- You are requested to stay away from outdoor activities like driving, riding, etc. Find some of the benefits to buy kamagra online: Saves time and efforts of the patients Genuine & branded drugs available Medicine cialis online store can be ordered without prescription All vital information are offered by the drugstore Easy, safe and reliable online transaction mode No shipping charges Fast and free shipping in the UK Men suffering from erectile dysfunction. In the end, it’s SO MUCH more fun being clueless, but, like my sweater coat, it just doesn’t look good on me anymore (not that it ever did…my sweater coat, that is).
At least it gives me something to write about. I can’t imagine I would have anything funny to say if I was having the type of sex that my friend is having (swinging from the chandeliers and stuff). It’s really fun, it’s just not funny.
Just for today, I accept my celibacy.
Coming soon: a chronicle of my past relationships!