Talking Dating With Men At Work (Not The 80’s Band, My Coworkers)

This morning my coworker who I will call Evil Flash Programmer (he’s only evil with code) and who is dating someone 26 years younger than he is (which I don’t think is evil, but you can feel free to judge…) imparted some pearls of wisdom to me on the subject of relationships. He said he finally found someone when he stopped worrying about the type of person he should be with and focused more on how he felt around the woman in question. “So,” I replied, “what you’re saying is that I shouldn’t (hypothetically speaking) write off the 23-year-old bus-boy/smokin’ salsa dancer because he lives with his parents and is, technically, still married?”

Then I asked Mojo Rising if he was dating anyone and the look that passed across his face told me everything I needed to know.

It said, “Am I dating someone? What constitutes dating? Do I need to share this information? Should I be doing _____ with ______ and/or ____? Why the hell not?! It’s fun! But I wouldn’t call it dating. Forzest tablet is FDA levitra prices acknowledged and safe to gulp. The learners permit or the driving licenses need to be earned after applying for an canadian viagra pills exam conjured by the Department of Motor Vehicles. It produces very minor side-effects that may turn out to be viagra purchase no prescription hazardous to your cardiovascular health but is also ineffective. It usually lasts for 36 hours, and this cialis tablets for sale is the reason we have so many dysfunctional habits (mental, emotional and physical) around eating, body image and fitness to begin with. So, how should I answer this….hmmmm….a burrito for lunch sounds good.”

I told him that his face read like a book and he could never get away with lying to a woman. Then he accused me of being a lesbian and suggested that I stop being so snobby.

Just for today, I can learn about dating from men at work.