At Least I’m Honest

A lot of people have been congratulating me on turning 35 (as if it’s an accomplishment to stay alive past 30…which it probably is). I think what they’re really congratulating me on is how free I am with admitting my age. I’ve never gotten the whole idea of witholding this particular vital statistics (or really any that I can think of). When you have diarrhea of the thought process like I do, you really can’t afford things like pride and prudence (I didn’t mean to rhyme…but that really should be the title of my book). And then there’s the fact that A) I’m a horrible liar and would trip over the first thread, let alone be able to function in a web of half-truths and evasions and B) I sucked at being young. The other types of martial art like Kung Fu involve the use of techniques that buy viagra online can not be avoided. In simple words, it can be justified as every person is directly or indirectly dependent purchase levitra online http://appalachianmagazine.com/2017/05/19/hundreds-of-aep-customers-without-electricity-hundreds-of-aep-customers-without-electricity-in-mingo-county/ upon computer, laptops, tablets, smartphones, and such similar gadgets. Each and every passing moment becomes either a bad or a good generic viagra cialis memory. While selecting the websites always viagra 100mg price check out ingredients, labels and logos to make sure that the blood is initiated properly towards the penile organ. I had the opposite of the attributes generally attached to youth. I had a grandma-ish perspective on going out at night, and only took risks if they would gurantee to result in heartache or bad credit.

Life is so much more manageable now…(which isn’t really saying a lot).

Just for today, I am honest about my age.