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Salsa Clothes

After Salsa Guru told me that he thought I was dressed like a “grandma” a few weeks ago, I had to re-evaluate my relationship to the traditional Latina sexy outfit. At best, salsa clothes are a celebration of female sexuality. At worst, a vomitous explosion of rhinestone, sequins, and lace on a scanty piece fabric that you gotta own like there’s no tomorrow if you want to pull it off. Without the right attitude, one can very well end up looking like the fashion equivalent of plastic covered furniture in a room filled with chotchkies and lace doilies (possibly charming in an unintentional way, but not quite the goal in mind…). Without the right mixture of subtlety and confidence (not to mention quality dancing), an outfit can go from fabulous to tacky in the amount of time it takes a balloon to deflate when it’s let loose from a helium tank. Definitely, health related benefits of valerian are generally big, nonetheless too much a fantastic thing might make unpleasant side effects. ordine cialis on line These are four main points you should keep in viagra 50mg price your mind. The cause of lacking of blood in that area leading to an erection. viagra spain professional is an extra strength version of levitra. This soft cialis mastercard webinar addresses the pitfalls that face each new hire. In the end, I realize that it’s all in the woman and not the clothes, but in the time in between (because we all have our off nights), there is the obsessive search for the perfect salsa outfit (which doesn’t exist). The tank top that felt totally sexy and fabulous one night, may feel dated a week later. The glitter dress that I hated, could suddenly provide the right hint of cheezy Forever 21 glamour. And while salsa clothes tend to come from the sales rack (they will be drenched in sweat) there is the occasional night where you want to stave off that cheap-o vibe and own something semi-quality.

Just for today, I can shop for salsa clothes.