Attack of the Termites

Just when everything seemed to be going smoothly…

…I came home on Saturday afternoon to witness hundreds of termites swarming in my kitchen. I’ve never seen a horror movie about termites, but I have to say it’s a pretty effective premise seeing as I jumped out of my skin. I wish I had taken pictures, but after my requisite freak-out, all I could think of to do was eliminate the problem without mercy and I spent next few hours terminating (get it?) the suckers with Windex and Lysol (any household chemical will do). The problem was that no matter how many I slaughtered, more kept appearing like some bad case of acne…

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I was scared to go home yesterday and had visions of wall to wall termite infestation. Apparently, they had taken the hint (I hope).

Just for today, I can survive a horrifying (if innocuous) experience.