Comic, Playwright, Non-Essential Artist

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Happiness Is Being Able To Breathe Through Your Nose

My sinuses were out of control. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and it felt like time to surrender to my drug pushing, pharmaceutical-industry ass-kissing Republican doctor…

However, he gave me Steroids to go with my anti-biotic/sudafed cocktail. I know “weird” is a far overused word (by me), (so I’m not going to use it), but I’ll just say that I can see how murders are blamed on steroids. I just felt…WEIRD (ok, so I lied…see what I mean?). It felt like something chemical and soulless was coarsing through my veins…like the opposite of prozac, manufactured anger, instead of manufactured happiness. I felt angry and depressed in an inhuman way…the way a robot might feel when snubbed…

My sinuses feel great, but that was not fun. So, much for Western medicine…

Just for today, I’m going holistic.

One thought on “Happiness Is Being Able To Breathe Through Your Nose

  • Karl

    Breathing is good.
    I pray that you know health and biometric normalcy soon.
    Dance on!
    Karl

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