Heroes
Super Evil Flash Programmer is all stressed out about being married and, therefore, not available to provide the usual creative inspiration that I have, unfortunately, come to depend upon. Yet, another reason why I oppose marriage. It takes away all the interesting people and makes them like everyone else. Sorry, if I’m offending You Married Folk, but there’s gotta be some compensation for sleeping alone (I don’t always sleep alone, but there’s not exactly an indenture on the other side of my bed…what’s up with the TMI?!…must be the holidays…).
Don’t get me wrong, I’m trying to help Super Evil Flash Programmer through his post-newly-wed crisis with appropriate forms of support, such as listening and offering suggestions (that are most certainly The Right Thing), but (not to get all West LA Spiritual on you), we can only be teachers, not saviors. I love how West LA Spiritual (yoga, recovery, therapy, blah, blah, blah…) so beautifully justifies and supports my ever-increasing self-involvement…
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I am also inspired by my colleague, Miss Ironic Sunshine. She’s 26 and wears a different Flight of the Conchords t-shirt practically every day, crocs, and a walk-man playing a tune by some former boy band member. She never, ever seems the slightest bit irritated, annoyed or disenchanted by life. I want a cabbage-patch doll of her (why am I turning everyone into toys?…that’s twisted and weird)…
Just for today, I can find new heroes.