Comic, Playwright, Non-Essential Artist

Los Angeles

I Ran Into An Ex At Von’s

An ex-what…I can’t say, as this was almost ten years ago when I picked relationships based on how high the guy ranked on the Lost Puppy scale [unlike now when I pick relationships based on on how high the guy ranks on the Lost Puppy scale, BUT…I’M CONSCIOUS OF IT…even while it’s happening (how this helps me, I’m still not sure…but I can definitely credit therapy for this ability)].

Anyway, the point is, why do these guys continue to turn up? I live in a big anonymous city so I can shuck the past along with last year’s Gap jeans. At least my last boyfriend had the decency to move out of LA (actually, according to my friends I “cast a spell” – which I was not aware of – that made him disappear into the ether…I must say, if I have this sort of power, it really might be worth my while to learn how to harness it and use it on Evil Health Insurance Companies, people who talk on their cell phones while checking out at Trader Joe’s, and, yes, ALL guys who know me in a biblical sense…). Also keep a check onto the expiry date of the medicine avoid taking outdated medicine as it is prescribed by the doctor* Consume it at least 30 minutes prior to the physical intimate sessions cheap sildenafil uk / activities. This time after taking thought about this cheap generic levitra, you can utilize for sexual arousal so that the drug can work for erectile dysfunction. AT THE MALL One of the up market malls, SelectCity Walk, has been using the platform for quite since two years and will continue using it in future as well. viagra tablet Solely the colour is totally different. it’s found http://www.icks.org/data/banner/1483113201_link.pdf viagra overnight in 2 forms-tablet and jelly. But anyway, while I can make peace with the past, I’m not sure how I feel about it coming up in my face while I’m picking out an onion for my enchilada casserole…

Just for today, I can have an ex encounter in the produce aisle.