Guy Talk

Food Guy and I went out for a chai latte today to talk about my (pathetic) personal life. I told him about all the annoying things the last guy I dated did, and he agreed that those are all the things he does on a regular basis. Phew, at least Food Guy is normal! So, I went on to pump him for information.

“Do guys like it when they think that other guys are interested?”

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Ok, cross Try To Seem Popular off the list.

“Sometimes, I like it when I’m the only one who thinks a girl is hot,” he went on.

Wow, Food Guy is giving great insight!

“What about when a guy calls and says, ‘Just wanted to see what you’re up to?’ but doesn’t make any plans,” I asked.

“He’s just hedging his bets.”

Damn…that’s what I thought!

I came away from our Chai Latte Talk realizing that in 36 years, I haven’t gained much insight into the opposite sex. In fact, I think I’m going in the opposite direction. Too much therapy is making me lose my game. Note to self: have more Guy Talks with Food Guy.

Just for today, I can try to understand men.