3:00 AM Salsa Drama…

“And then he writes, ‘w/ psycho grlfrnd…”

“He was telling me the same thing about you!”

“What an a-hole!”

“I can’t believe he lied.”

I’m sitting in the back of The Girlfriend’s SUV while The Ex-Girlfriend and The Girlfriend compare text phone messages from The Guy they both “love,” are wasting precious moments of their life obsessing about, and who is, inadvertently, keeping me from my pillow.

“I want to confront him while you’re there….because otherwise, he’ll deny it,” says The Girlfriend.

“I think getting a certified therapist in the mix might be a good idea…” I chime in. “But actually, I have to wake up kind of early tomorrow….”

“I’m so sorry you have to hear this…”

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This is why car pooling to salsa clubs is a bad idea.

Just for today, I can learn to avoid Salsa Drama.