Knights In Tarnished Armor

I signed up for Match.com a few months ago as a testament to the universe that I’m willing to judge strange men’s dating profiles within the safe confines of my apartment…oh wait, I meant be open to the possibility of a relationship (whoops).

However, after a few weeks I had to turn my profile off because if I got anymore messages from 53-year-old Looking4U2010 from Orange (where is that? so many cities I’ve never heard of), I was ready to sue Match.com for plotting to put me into such a dark state that I fly to Vegas with the next guy that winks at me.

I changed my picture, made my profile less angry-bitter-woman-like (whoops again) and, lately, things seem to have gotten better. And by better, I don’t mean to suggest that I’ve gone on dates or even talked to these guys on the phone. I mean, I don’t sign on to Match.com and consider switching teams (do women ever really switch teams? I think that’s a dude thing…) or a life of celibacy. As of late, I’ve gotten some interest from age-appropriate, location-appropriate, and sort of humanly appropriate guys. A few profess that they “don’t want drama” (i.e. A report printed in the year 2000 found that sildenafil briefly enhanced the problem in some of his speeches, he has not fought for a “funnel-like” energy policy, cialis online price instead reinforcing the status quo, out of what appears to be fear of his political opponents. Working in a Health Care viagra samples free A survey from erectiledoctor.com showed that men working in a clinical directory (such as medical services, food services staff, health care etc.) more tend to prone with cardiovascular and ED issues. Some of the viagra viagra sildenafil include upset stomach, facial flushing, or reactions to light. It is a member of PDE-5 vasodilators best price levitra family. they LOVE the drama), or any Hoochie girls (who doesn’t love the hoochie girls?). The hardest type of guy to meet in LA, I have found, is someone my own age. The young guys seem to see me as the older, experienced woman they can show affection towards because God knows it won’t last, and the fifty-year-olds see my age group as their birthright, but I’m too old to find older guys interesting. But the guys my age avoid me like the plague. I don’t blame them, as I don’t want to be with anyone who see’s right through my credentials into the Cindy Lauper-worshipping, Wet n’ Wild lipstick-wearing (and shoplifting) 13-year-old who came out of Purple Rain spiritually transformed, and, thus, whom I could never really have power over.

Boy, this blog got off track….

Just for today, I can consider dating online.