Ok, So I Exaggerate

I think I need to qualify my last blog. Talk about dramatic, geez. Who wrote that? I must have gotten temporarily possessed by the ghost of Dorothy Parker (I wish). More like [insert latest provocative celebrity]. I’m too lazy (old) to keep up.

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Just for today, I can accept myself.