A Beautiful Day
I left my lights on (again) last night. This morning my neighbor had the pleasure of witnessing my mechanical skills first hand. Guess how I learned which cable is positive and which is negative? The good news is nothing exploded and I didn’t drain her battery too much….(I’m taking her to lunch).
The weather today was a slice of heaven. I wanted to run out to the beach and fry myself up a tan. And then I visited my Facialist/Eyebrow Lady who furrowed her brow and said in a very serious tone that I have to stay out of the sun and wear SPF 50 for the rest of my life. Damn ancestral genes of blindingly white skin!
I did manage to make it through another Baby Shower this afternoon (I’m getting good at this). However, I failed to escape before the Present Opening Ceremony.
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Glad to know there’s a reason why I was bored to tears.
Came home and checked the Online Dating Site to discover that the love continues to flow. Recently, this gem landed in my mailbox.
“Sorry I had to say i saw your pic and seriously have to change my pants and stop
drooling!!! ;)”
Why thank you, Sir…(I presume he meant this as a compliment), but I don’t know if I can handle this much love. My friend likens Internet Dating to shopping at Ross.
“You have to sort through all the riff-raff to get to the good stuff.”
Yes, but $5 jeans don’t send shivers down my spine and make lose faith in humanity. (although, maybe they should).
Just for today, I can make it through a beautiful Saturday.