Comic, Playwright, Non-Essential Artist

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Car Shock

When I came back from Lake Tahoe after 6 measly days away, I went into immediate Car Shock by the sheer number of cars in Los Angeles. It’s eat or be eaten out here. Cut off someone else, or be cut off. I decided that I’ll allow people to cut me off, but only if I do it in a way that makes them feel bad about themselves. Classic manipulation. She deserves to know what are the reasons for the recurrence of chronic visit this link canada viagra prostatitis? There are many causes, but it is mainly because of the incomplete treatment and eating and living disorders. Most of the ED sufferers were not able to acquire or cialis online maintain a satisfactory erection during the sexual encounter. Folic acid cost of sildenafil – Folic acid can assist in controlling hypertension. What is Kamagra levitra generic cheap jelly? There are many medicines available in the market nowadays. I don’t Road Assholes to know what I think of their driving, rather I want them to have an epiphany and see their behavior for what it is by the mirror of my passive aggressive driving. I think there’s a martial art that does this same thing.

Process By Which Drivers Realize They Are Assholes

1) Car #1 (me) speeds up to cross lane.
2) Car #2 in left lane speeds up.
3) Car #1 slows down and goes back to first lane, but keep tires barely in the other lane. Not enough to cause an accident, but enough for the driver to say, “Whoa, I almost hit that car. I must be an asshole.”
4) Car #1 driver rolls down the window and says, “May you have an existential crisis at the next light that transforms you forever.”

Just for today, I can celebrate passive aggressive road rage.