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I’m Making Pies For Thanksgiving

“I’m going to make pies for Thanksgiving,” I told my Mom on the phone tonight.

“Good,” she replied.

Only it sounded more like “Good!” as in “Finally!” or “It’s about freakin’ time!”

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“What do I do first?”

“Buy Libby’s canned pumpkin pie and read the instructions…”

Somehow, I thought it would be a little more complicated and “foody-ish.”

“Buy a Marie Callendar’s pie crust…”

“Why don’t I just buy a Marie Callendar’s pie?”

I, clearly, suck at making pies.

Just for today, I can plan for Thanksgiving.