Girls Just Wanna Look Hawt…
Good-bye yoga. Good-bye pretend spirituality and long weird prayers and male teachers “adjusting” my position…hello targeted butt muscle torture…Hello Cardio Barre!
I love when people (businesses) get to the point. We’re not here to “breathe” or “feel good.” Let’s just be honest. We’re here for one reason. So the man be wantin’ us! You want washboard abs?! You want a butt that asserts itself?! Well, Debbie Reynolds said it best in (ancient reference approaching) the TV show “Fame” (the original one, not anything past 1986), PAIN IS SWEAT! (I never understood if “fame” was sweat or “pain” was sweat…anyone?)
Either way, the Cardio Barre fairies sure found a way to make me feel some pain. I pride myself on being able to endure a lot of discomfort that normal (sane) people shy away from, but there is a position in cardio barre that makes me want to puke. And, yet, nothing is truly wrong when it comes to pushing your limits in cardio barre, unless it’s walking into class WITHOUT SOCKS! DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE PUT YOUR NASTY FEET ON THE CARPET WITHOUT SOCKS!
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I learned this the hard way. Now I wear “official” cardio barre socks ($11).
Just for today, I can exercise.