Jewish Accountant Salsero
I had lunch with Jewish Accountant Salsero. I like to hang out with him because while he’s Jewish Accountant on the outside, he has a pure salsa cream filling.
“Better watch out if you dance with that guy…” he said to me the one day. “You might get fucked in the ass.”
What?! Jewish Accountants aren’t supposed to say the word “ass.”
Jewish Accountant Salsero is in his mid-50’s. Today, we were talking about relationships.
“The problem is that guys your age all want to be with 35-year-olds,” I said.
“Yes, but they all want to be with 23-year-olds,” he said.
“It used to be,” he added.“But now my priorities have changed,” he said. “Now I just want someone who knows what Yardbird was.”
“What’s that?”
Some rock musicians from a hundred years ago.
Just for today, I can talk relationship with Jewish Accountant Salsero.