God

It all started when Neil Walsh wrote “Conversations with God” and, seemingly, cornered the market on…well, conversations with God. I thought about writing a book called “God Had a Coversation With Someone Else, Too,” but I didn’t have enough dialogue to fill up a book. To be honest, I had no dialogue because I ‘ve never had a personal conversation with God (I didn’t know he spoke English so well)…I think I was just jealous of Neil cuz God talked to him and not to me. To follow how cheap levitra attempts to enhance your erection, we should first comprehend what the explanations for erectile brokenness are. These medicine are pocket friendly treatment and affordable for viagra sans prescription check address every person who is suffering from the condition. While Preganews has made free viagra tablet things easier by teaching women how to use the pregnancy test kit at home to some amazing recipes for your pregnancy diet check . How can you spot POTS Syndrome? Stand up! When standing very still, patients with POTS experience a rapid heart rate. cialis online mastercard

For a while I tried to use the word “God” as a catch all word for anything that occurrs that didn’t involve my planning, like rain, sales, sinus infections, and the occasional good vibe. But now God is responsible for foreign policy?! God is resonsible for our failure to sign the Kyoto Treaty, start a war in Iraq, and arrest Cat Steven’s arrest? God is a Republican?

Someone once told me that if you stop using swear words you can start thinking up other words to describe your emotions…I think I’ll apply that to “God.”

Alternative Words for “God”

The Universe (way overused)
The Way Stuff Is
The Force
Godess
Chi (is that how you spell it?)
Coffee (jk)
Wind
The Deal

Just for today, I can find a new word for “God.”